3 posts in 1 day, in one hour!!

It's post marathon days here at INCG, kind of like the "A Christmas Story" marathon about the Red Rider BB gun on TNT every Christmas, except here each post is DIFFERENT and AMAZING. Yep, we spare no expense here!

Goodquotes.com has what I think is the quintessential greeting for a single college-age guy's voicemail:
Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money!

Well, it made me laugh. I'm going to have to have a chat with the writers.........