And now....irony

Now for some irony!

A few weeks ago I got in the car to go to work. Jennifer left a banana peel in the car, and oh was it stinky. I parked at work next to an area frequented by crows the size of a small child. So in a moment of weakness, I tossed it out. I figured the mutant crows would eat it, or use it to build their condo.

So the next day, with the insidious peel out of my mind, I come to work on a rainy day. I take one foot out of the car, start to slide, and almost fall flat on my back. I look down, and lo, there is the banana peel in the same spot I left it. I'll never toss a banana peel again.